I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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