do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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