marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
People in love make me want to vomit
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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