i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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