Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
