question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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