I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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