I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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