you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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