do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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