also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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