3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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