How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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