yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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