she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
