5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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