Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
