Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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