We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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