My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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