he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
