my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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