Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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