The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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