i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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