Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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