Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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