How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize
