Joe is yelling at the trees again.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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