did you get engaged???
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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