There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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