I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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