party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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