Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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