Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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