Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
