But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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