I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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