The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My Higher Power is John Stamos
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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