people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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