sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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