I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize