You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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