i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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