i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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