All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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