I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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