Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you didnt know i had herpes?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Randomize
