Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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