so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
