How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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