She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
its not stalking. its research.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So apparently I’m into choking now
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