we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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